After a struggling actor arrives in New York City, he can only find employment at Macy’s department store working as an elf in Santaland. As the elf, Crumpet, he recounts tales of obsessive American consumerism with all the enchanting cynicism and jaded horror of a retail veteran. How will he survive the onslaught of drunken Santas, belligerent parents, and flirtatious coworkers? Join Crumpet as he gives audiences a peek into the bedlam of a holiday season department store in this sardonic comedy.
Friday, December 7: 8:00pm
Saturday, December 8: 2:00pm, 8:00pm
Sunday, December 9: 2:00pm
Friday, December 14: 8:00pm
Saturday, December 15: 2:00pm, 8:00pm
Sunday, December 16: 2:00pm